While the rest of us on the east coast spent last night humping the hottest heat source in our house while wrapped in so many blankets we look like a quilted Jabba the Hutt, silently praying for the sweet hand of death to take us away from this snow-covered hell hole (just me? Ok then), Taylor Swift was attaching a set of walking cane ice picks to the backs of her favorite pair of cold weather kitten heels so she could skip safely down the streets of NYC and meet Kanye West for dinner. Random, thy name is whatever name they gave for the reservation.
According to the NY Daily News, the come-to-life Homecoming Queen Skipper doll and Kim Kardashian’s kurrent krazy husband had dinner together last night at The Spotted Pig. No word on whether or not during their meal he grabbed the fork out of her hand and said “Yo Taylor, Imma let you finish, but…“.
Also no word on what those two even talked about, since I can only imagine how awkward and weird a conversation between those two would be (“Kayne, do you like cats? I sure do. Wanna make some cutesy surprised faces with me?“), but the Daily News seems to think it might have something to do with that time Kanye told wealthy elf Ryan Seacrest that he’d be open to the idea of a collaboration with Taylor. Oh boy, I can see it now: Kanye West ft. Lil’ Butterscotch. I’m sure Tay Tay is searching Etsy for a pair of fug colored contacts as we speak.
And when I pictured Kanye West getting dressed up to have dinner with Taylor Swift, I definitely didn’t imagine he’d settle on lazy Shia LaBeouf drag. Here’s Tay Tay’s newest best friend Kanye-ye leaving his apartment for his dinner date last night: