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February 18, 2015 / Posted by:

Miss P, the new reigning Queen of Westminster! I don’t know if she’s yawning at the loser bitches beneath her or if she’s saying “YAAAAAAAAASSS” over her win?

I set my DVR to record the Miss Universe of dog shows known as the Westminster Dog Show last night, but it didn’t record for some reason. My DVR probably did me a favor when it heard me scream, “Racist shit heads,” at my monitor earlier in the day when both the long-haired and the short-haired chihuahua didn’t even place in the toy group. It’s never the chihuahua! Patty Hearst’s snobby Shit Zoo won instead. How dreadful. Nepotism even happens at dog shows.

Speaking of nepotism, the top prize went to Miss P from Canada (not to be confused with the other Miss Pee, Kim Kardashian), who is the grandniece of former HSOTD and 2008 Best in Show winner Uno. Uno was the first ever beagle to take the top title, which means that Miss P is the second in history. The New York Times said that Miss P’s win was sort of a surprise. Apparently, not many pegged Miss P as the winner and she wasn’t a fan favorite. Miss P shade, courtesy of The New York Times:

Miss P, who is retiring to motherhood, did not exhibit the palpable charm of Uno, who howled at strategic points when he was judged at Westminster. Miss P is adorable, of course, but lacks the almost overwhelming charisma of her more famous relative, who became the most famous of all Westminster Best in Show winners. She has not met Uno, who lives in retirement in Austin, Tex., and will soon turn 10.

Here’s a few of Miss P’s fancier competitors:

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I know, what is Sia doing there? Is there not an event she won’t crash in her white shaggy wig?!

Yes, I wish the chihuahuas would’ve Kanye’d Miss P and took her trophy from her, but I’m still happy she won over those fancier tricks. Fuck the haters, Miss P. Let them sniff on your award-winning asshole.

Pics: Wenn.com, Splash

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