Nothing like a picture of Sarah Palin and Al Sharpton to make all political parties join together to say, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAH,” in unison.
When I first heard that the former Governor of Alaska and current Governor of Fame Whores, Sarah Palin, was going to be on Saturday Night Live’s 40th anniversary special, I prayed to my God above, Bea Arthur, that they’d give her a good 20 minutes to rant about whatever she wants to rant about, because her word salads (drenched in a dressing made of pure YES) are gold wrapped in gold. Sadly, the producers didn’t do that. Instead, Sarah Palin was part of Jerry Seinfeld’s Q&A where she joked about moistening the tip of SNL’s boner by running with Donald Trump in 2016. I know, I thought Sarah Palin was allergic to the lamestream media and Hollywood leftists, but I guess that allergy magically goes away when they invite her to an event with cameras.
Sarah sat next to Taylor Swift and they really should’ve kept a camera on them at all times and aired it as another 4-hour special, because this one moment was my everything:
Tay Tay looks like she’s busting out an, “Ugh, mom, you are embarrassing me,” eye roll. Some think that the new money Jill the Talking Doll looked annoyed that she had to touch arms with Mama Grizzly, but I don’t think Taylor was pissed that she had to sit next to Sarah Palin. I think she was pissed that Sarah looked hotter and more glamorous than her. Sorry, Tay, but you just can’t compete with Sarah Palin’s “mom getting her freak on during happy hour at T.G.I. Friday’s on a Saturday night” glamour.
Sarah told UsWeekly that everything from her clearance section Charlotte Russe dress to her bear pussy purse to her Chinese Laundry bootie shoes came from Bristol Palin’s closet. Bristol wore that same dress to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in 2011. Sarah proved she’s a true fashionista by making the look her own with the help of L’eggs hose and at least six Bump-Its in her hair. Sarah wore it better, obviously, because the “Gemma from Sons of Anarchy eloping at a 24-hour wedding chapel in Reno, NV” look is the look.