Open Post: Hosted By Jim Cantore Turning Into A Tornado Of Pure Joy Over Thundersnow In Boston

February 16, 2015 / Posted by:

In case you missed it, here’s former HSOTD and crazy diamond of The Weather Channel Jim Cantore having several full-body orgasms over thundersnow in Boston. The New England coast looks like the inside of January Jones’ heart right now (read: frozen and cold) and last night they were hit with Winter Storm Neptune. While mostly everybody was warming themselves with whiskey and a heated-up butt plug, Jim Cantore was outside losing his mind over thundersnow, which is when lighting and thunder hit during a snowstorm. It’s pretty rare, apparently, so Jim almost jumped out of his body when it happened six times.

Everyone keeps saying that nobody loves anything as much as Jim Cantore loves thundersnow, but that’s not true. Charlie Sheen has the same reaction every time his dealer dumps white powder all over him.

When Jim got home last night, he probably brought the thunder and lighting to his piece’s body. He just had to let all that excitement out. And I bet he can’t get off unless The Day After Tomorrow is playing in the background.

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