Night Crumbs

February 16, 2015 / Posted by:

A charbroiled turd-stuffed hot dog cuddled up to Charlize Theron at some premiere, but who cares when Idris Elba was there! – Just Jared

For why does Cinderella’s dress have Benedict Cumberbatch in a flower petal tutu all over it? – Lainey Gossip

Olivia Munn is in Esquire Mexico looking like she has to piss real bad. Someone fetch her a Go Girl and an empty water bottle – Drunken Stepfather

Miley Cyrus wants everyone to think she gets the Snobby Saleswoman #2 treatment every time she shops on Rodeo Drive – Celebitchy

You know shit is next level trash when Snooki is too classy and demure for it – Reality Tea

Jenny McCarthy, her measles tits and Donnie Wahlberg partied in Las Vegas – WWTDD

Condolences to the family of the Wuzzle who was murdered and skinned to make Beyonce’s bag thing – Egotastic!

So if Friends happened in 2015, it would be Girls, basically – Towleroad

If you’ve ever wanted to know what it would look like if Nick Jr. did a remake of Cloverfield with a bootleg copy of iMovie and $5, here you go – Jezebel

Queen Cersei’s got a CASE OF THE BABIES again – ICYDK

Armie Hammer is a real Vespa vigilante – The Superficial

BREAKING: The wedding ring that¬†Bellybutton Cucumbersnatch’s bride is wearing looks like a wedding ring – Popsugar

I told you stupid paps to be here at 5 and I’ve been waiting over an hour in the car for you! Don’t be late again or you’ll have to find another trick to take walking pictures of!”Popoholic

Ariana Grande Latte served up some JV cheerleader stripper messiness at the NBA All-Star game – IDLYITW

Well, okay, here’s Amanda Seyfried with a bathing suit wedgie – Hollywood Tuna¬†

FYI: Sarah Silverman and Michael Sheen are still doing it – Pajiba

Pussy galore – The Berry

Um, based on the voice, are we sure that’s not Miley Cyrus saying she’s gay and not that Louis twink from One Direction? – OMG Blog

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