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February 15, 2015 / Posted by:

Wooly Whatsit from the Teddy Ruxpin book and TV series!

If you’re not educated in the world of Teddy Ruxpin, then your country’s education system has let you down and you probably think that Wooly Whatsit is the name of a Goodie Mob member. Wooly Whatsit lives in a cottage near Rainbow Falls and he’s a friend of Teddy Ruxpin’s as well as an ally to the fobs (no, that doesn’t stand for the “fresh off the boats”), a group of multi-colored furry creatures who look like what you would you get if you inseminated a Lisa Frank bird with the jizz of a gerbil who does a lot of acid. If you ever wonder what is the gayest sentence I’ve ever typed, just come back to this post and read that sentence again and you’ll have your answer.

Since Wooly Whatsit is a giant furry beast, everyone in the Teddy Ruxpin world think he’s going to be a real grouchy cunt, but he has a heart made of rainbows, is a real simpleton and protects Teddy and his friends from the real villain bitches in the land. Wooly Whatsit IS Khloe Kardashian if Khloe Kardashian wasn’t born into a dark-sided koven of demon fame whores.

The best way to know everything you need to know about Wooly Whatsit is to listen to his theme song:

If Richard Simmons went to the clinic after his crotch started itching and the doctor raised a magnifying glass up to his pubes, that video is what the doctor would see. Yes, Richard Simmons’ crotch bush looks like a field of flowers and his crotch creatures look like furry purple sweetheart beasts. That’s how fabulous Wooly Whatsit is. He IS a friend to you and me!

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