Rihanna Might Be Humping On Leo DiCaprio, Take 784

February 14, 2015 / Posted by:

I bet that’s the face she makes when she leans in close and smells his stank-ass beard.

It looks like the modern retelling of The Owl and the Pussycat (current working title: The Alien Princess and the Bedbug) that is the casual humping love affair between Rihanna and Leonardo DiCaprio might be back on again. The last time we checked in with Princess Ooh-Na-Na of the planet Nasty-6 and Jack Nicholson Jr., they were at a pre-Grammy party passing their bits to other people. It was truly a sad day for slut shippers like myself (I just wanna see two horny whores get together. Is that too much to ask?).

Then last night, a slutty Valentine’s Day Eve miracle happened. After RiRi attended a party celebrating the opening of Fendi’s flagship store in New York, she was spotted making a stop at Leo’s house around 1am. Then the Daily Mail says the two of them went to a club and partied till about 4am. They both left in separate cars, but something tells me both of those cars ended up at the boat slip where First Mate Lukas Haas keeps the S.S. Snatch Catcher docked.

So what does it all mean? Are RiRi and Leo a couple of star-crossed fuck lovers? Soul mates? Hole mates? Casual junk bumpers? Or are they just friends who like to hook up and get ripped at parties? If only their crotches could talk. Actually, if their crotches could talk, I’m sure they’d ask for a hot Epsom salts soak and a day off.

Here’s RiRi arriving at Leo’s, then Leo and RiRi leaving the club. I love that Leo is trying to go incognito by covering his beard with his hand as if that dirtbag pony tail of his isn’t a dead giveaway:

Pics: Splash

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