Okay, true love is truly dead this time. TMZ says that ageless Canadian dogwood blossom Pamela Anderson has once again gone and filed for divorce from her former third ex-husband/current husband Rick Salomon. This will be the 1st time this year, the 2nd time this decade, and the 3rd time overall that Pammy has quit Rick’s ass. Maybe it will stick this time? Yeah, it’s probably best not to put any money on that. But if it does stick, that means Rick will be Pam’s third and fourth ex-husband. Somewhere in an emerald-encrusted sunroom in Heaven, Elizabeth Taylor just gave Pam a thumbs up.
The last time Pam filed for divorce from Rick Salomon (aka the Ray J to Paris Hilton’s Kim Kardashian) was back in July, but she changed her mind 3 weeks later, and they went on vacation instead. So who knows what will happen three weeks from now, but if I were Pam’s travel agent, I’d keep my schedule clear, just in case. And yes, Pam would totally still use a travel agent. Pam is old school and classy like that.
TMZ says that Pam filed papers on Wednesday and is seeking spousal support from Rick. Which is a good idea, because he’s got that poker cash. Get it girl, get that money! Then I hope she takes some of that money and books an appointment with a nose doctor who works exclusively with people whose sense of smell is all fucked up, because she needs to regain the ability to sniff out a douche. Bitch has been sniffing up the wrong dick for years!