The humanoid silicone space goddess known to us mere mortals as JWoww recently revealed on her blog (via People) that she treated herself to a boob tune-up. JWoww says that her boob job journey began 10 years ago when she was inspired by her “girl crush” Carmen Electra to get a fake pair of 34F tits installed in her chest.
Unfortunately, shortly after the birth of her daughter Meilani, her gorgeous plastic titties became all warped and fucked up from breastfeeding. Obviously JWoww would never, ever want to look like a pile of messy plastic surgery, so she went back to her doctor and had him swap out her old busted boob inserts with some brand new 34Fs (seen above, looking like a pair of over-inflated Pogo Balls).
JWoww says that thanks to her amazing doctor, her tits still have a “soft, natural look to them”, which leads me to believe that JWoww’s home was built on the site of an old abandoned Fun House and she might want to call the New Jersey equivalent of the Ghostbusters, because clearly all her mirrors are now haunted.
But this isn’t the last time JWoww’s boobs will be replaced. She says that after she’s done breastfeeding her second child (that doesn’t currently exist, but she’s apparently trying to make happen), she’ll swap out her busted beach ball tits for brand new ones once again. And good news for any of you who are looking at JWoww’s plastic chichis and thinking “Hmm…that is some truly exquisite craftsmanship“, she’s linked to her doctor’s Twitter and Facebook on her blog.
I’m glad JWoww is upgrading her titties and all, but I’m a little concerned about that comment she made about Carmen Electra being the reason she got fake ones in the first place. As someone who bought all 5 volumes of Carmen Electra’s Fit To Strip on DVD 10 years ago, I’m starting to think Carmen Electra has some kind of psychic mind control power we’re not aware of. I’m on to you, Carmen!