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February 11, 2015 / Posted by:

Dakota Whatever, Jamie Dornan and Sam Taylor-Johnson actually smiled with their mouths at the Fifty Shades of Meh premiere at the Berlinale International Film Festival tonight and probably because a photographer screamed, “You’re almost done with this shit!” Or because someone from Universal waved their bonus checks at them – Just Jared

Goopy Paltrow wants you to think that her conscious uncoupling with Chris Martin happened a year before she announced it, because nobody cheats on her with an Alexa Chung! – Lainey Gossip

That time where I mistook a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover model for Fiona AppleDrunken Stepfather

I have a feeling that Backdoor Farrah is totally going to get the Nobel Peace Prize in literature for this one – Reality Tea

Aaron Johnson proposed to Sam Taylor-Johnson before their lips even touched. Okay, but did they do anal, because if so, then I don’t think it’s creepy that he asked her to be his wife before kissing – Celebitchy

The trailer for Judd Apatow’s Trainwreck is out and it had me at Tilda SwintonJezebel

Didn’t Pink get the memo? It’s only okay to pose naked for animal charities if you’re posing with a dead fish on your twat – The Superficial

Kristen Stewart is walking down the street and she’s not holding her morning coffee. I fully expect Starbucks to declare bankruptcy in 3..2…. – Popoholic

Laverne Cox got cast in a drama pilot for CBS – Popoholic

Today, House of Cards stuck the tip in for a second before pulling out – Pajiba

Based on this future Michael Jordan’s outfit, he’s one of my uncles. I’m so proud! – Hollywood Tuna

Blessed be the scorned chick who leaked dick pics of her hot WWE piece  – (NSFW) OMG Blog

These can’t be pictures from Johnny Depp’s private island wedding with Amber Heard. He’s not completely covered in scarves and anal bead necklaces – Popsugar

And Sia will put this hot tattooed ballet dancer in one of her videos any minute now. He better start fitting himself for a blond wig – The Berry

Rita Whora is the Sylvia Miles of Fifty Shades of Grey, basically – HuffPo

A new Cinderella trailer is here and it’s confirmed to me that this movie should only be nothing but Cate Blanchett throwing side-eyes on a loop – Boy Culture

Somewhere Richard Gere’s proctologist is shaking his head while saying, “She’s right, she’s right...” – SOW

Meghan Trainor wants dick – IDLYITW

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