Miley Cyrus’ Short Film Was Pulled From The New York Porn Film Festival

February 11, 2015 / Posted by:

And just like that, it appears we’ll never hear the words “…and the Pussy goes to...” and “Miley Cyrus” in the same sentence. Well, maybe not never; it’s really only a matter of time before that horny horny hillbilly says ‘eh, screw it‘ and makes a soft-core porno (I have a feeling the wait won’t be long). But for now, Miley is still just a yodelin’ stripper chipmunk because her dreams of crossing over into the adult film world have been killed. Page Six says that Miley’s reps have pulled her black and white art school bondage film Tongue Tied from the New York City Porn Film Festival one day after it announced it had been submitted.

Apparently Miley’s people are pissed because festival organizer Simon Leahy claimed Miley personally submitted Tongue Tied in order to convince the production company that made it (Cadence Films) to grant permission to use it. So they told him to remove it from the festival and all festival listings. A spokesperson for Miley hissed the following about the shady situation:

“Miley was proud to make a film with acclaimed filmmaker Quentin Jones. She did not instigate this festival submission and is not participating in any way.”

Cadence Films also chimed in, saying that they were sent misleading emails from Simon Leahy about the whole thing. They claim they were told Tongue Tied would be shown along with other shorts at an artist-run space in Bushwick. It wasn’t until yesterday that they discovered it was actually something called the New York City Porn Film Festival. Simon Leahy slapped back at them, claiming they didn’t do their research and that they’re being pearl-clutching prudes because the film festival has the word “porn” in the title.

And somewhere in a home-made plywood cabin in the backyard of a Toluca Lake mansion, Miley is smoking a dirty joint and thinking “Dang y’all, what a bummer. This was going to be my first time participatin’ in a festival that didn’t have the word Ribs or Chili the title.

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