Hot Slut Of The Day!

February 11, 2015 / Posted by:

This fluffy ball of “zero fucks” who is a hero and symbol to the disciples of the Don’t Give A Shit way of life. 

Jennifer Morales was recording her Persian pussy playing with stuff on a table, as cats do, when the fluffy little shit swatted a glass to the edge. Jennifer ran over and begged that adorable demon to stop and it stopped for just a second. Jennifer kept recording, because she wanted to capture this stone cold act of cuntiness on camera (and because she knows her cup-killing cat deserve 15 minutes of viral fame). Jennifer’s cat stops for a second, lowers its paw and plays with her emotions by making her think that maybe, just maybe, it’ll take the day off from being a brat and spare the glass. HA! Never! If that cat’s thoughts were in human English and you could read its thoughts, you’d probably hear it say to itself, “Get the dustpan, trick.”

That “fuck you” look is the same look I throw at anyone who changes the channel while I’m watching the Golden Girls. This is why I love cats. The moment right before that cat sends that cup over the edge, its look clearly says, “You’re recording this in portrait mode, right? No sympathy for you!”

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