The last time we checked in on the recess drama happening between volunteer library assistant Taylor Swift and the kid who keeps getting caught pissing on the boy’s locker room floor DJ Diplo, he had abandonned his Cash 4 Tay Tay’s Ass fundraiser and had moved on to crying about how her fans were the meaniest meanies that ever lived and whispering about how she’s a strategic string-pulling puppet master. As far as everyone in the 6th grade was concerned, Diplo and Tay Tay were not on speaking terms.
However, last night he uploaded a picture of himself and Taylor St. Sunshine hanging out at a Grammy afterparty to Instagram, along with the caption “Then this happened @taylorswift vs taylor spliff #grammys2015“, which means they might not completely hate each other anymore. Because really, we all know that if two melodramatic tricks hated each other, that drink wouldn’t be used for drinking; it would be used for dumping as you hiss the words “YA FILTHY HOO-WER!” (and if you really hate them, you follow it all up by demanding they replace your drink).
But it looks like everything between Diplo and Taylor was civil. Then again, we don’t know what Taylor is doing with that straw. Sure, she could be sipping a rum and coke. But she could also be sneaking a mouthful of liquid laxative into his drink. Or maybe she’s taking a sip of his drink to see if was made with Diet Coke so she can hit him with a trademark infringement notice. “Yeah, I’m going to have to ask you to cease and desist on that drink…Diet Coke is sort of Taylor Swift’s thing.”