Hot Slut Of The Day!

February 9, 2015 / Posted by:

If you asked me yesterday morning what a Joy Villa is, I’d guess it was the name of a moderately-priced hotel chain that’s a subsidiary of Holiday Inn. If you asked me this morning what a Joy Villa is, I’d scream that she was the goddess queen of the Grammys red carpet and glamour caught in a construction zone.

Up until last night, nobody really knew who actress/model/singer type Joy Villa is, so she changed that with the help of a $30 roll of construction safety netting, $13 silicone nipple covers and priceless shamelessness. Joy Villa instantly became my Best Not-Really-Dressed of the night when she showed up looking like a crazy person on meth who ran naked through the streets before crashing into a construction zone and getting tangled up in the orange fencing. You know you won the fashion game when Giuliana Rancicasks you who you’re wearing and you can say, “Home Depot, bitch!

Yes, Joy Villa became every seagull’s #1 enemy last night and professional skiers are going to run away screaming from her if they ever see her in person, but that’s a small price to pay for bringing construction zone disaster eleganza to the Grammys.

Pics: Wenn.com, Splash

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