When Beck (who looked like Charlie from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) won the Album of the Year Grammy over the second coming of JESUS known as Beyonce, Kanye West gave us a repeat performance of his Swift-jacking at the 2009 MTV VMAs when he pretended to snatch that trophy out of the hand of one Xenu’s chosen children. My thoughts about that entire moment are best expressed through the look Prince (who presented Beck with that award) gave:
The truth is Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness threw that look when everybody stood up for him as he sashayed out to give the award for Album of the Year. That is a look that says, “You better stand up for this queen, you peasant homelies.” Beck should really be JAILED and FINED for not giving his trophy to the ethereal dandelion known as Prince for looking like an orange Fruit Roll-Up dipped in crystallized sugar. Prince deserves all the awards for looking like Prince.