Rosie O’Donnell Is Done With The View And Her Wife

February 6, 2015 / Posted by:

I know, that headline. She quit her job, then left her wife and wandered away from civilization to Easter Island where she raised turtles on an isolated farm for the rest of her days.

A Rosie has thrown an “I QUIT THIS BITCH” at The View. It’s just not the Rosie we all thought it would be. Rosie O’Donnell’s spokeswhore said in a statement to Page Six tonight that Rosie has quit The View AGAIN after only 5 months and she’s quitting her wife of 2 and a half years, Michelle Rounds. Michelle and Rosie adopted a daughter together in 2013. Apparently, they been done for a while and have decided to be permanently done. Rosie is checking out of the pecking hen pen known as The View to take care of her family.

“I can confirm that Rosie and her wife Michelle split in November. Rosie has teens and an infant at home that need her attention. This has been a very stressful situation. She is putting her personal health and family first. ABC has been wonderfully understanding and supportive of her personal decision to leave ‘The View.’ Next week will be her last.”

So I guess from now, The View will be nothing but Whoopi Goldberg spitting out some foolery as Nicole Wallace, Rosie Perez and Mario Cantone (because he’s ALWAYS there) nervously whistle while staring at the ceiling. I’ve watched The View every day since Rosie came back, because I have no love for myself, and have been waiting for her to lose her mind and unlock her jaw on those hos. She hasn’t. She mostly just slobbers on about a little independent movie called Frozen, because that tiny, unknown film needs all the attention it can get. She honestly didn’t seem that into that shit this time around and I’m highly disappointed that she never jumped the table and shredded tricks. I know I don’t pay for The View, but I still want my money back.

And I’m sure if The View goes on, Rosie O’Donnell will be back next year AGAIN and she’ll have a new wife. What am I saying? Her U-Haul lesbian ass will have a new wife next month.

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