Open Post: Hosted By Casper Smart’s Sexy Hot Braid Situation

We have Emmy-winning hot piece Cary Fukunaga to thank for this. Ever since he worked and conquered the man braid, any douche and trick thinks he can use his little sister’s Topsy Tail to serve up some sexy braided man hotness. This is all your fault, Cary. You can make it up to all of us by posting a picture of your newest braid and by that I mean post a picture of your French braided pubes. It’s the least you can do.

Two weird things happened at the GQ and Z Zegna party in Hollywood last night: Nick Jonas hosted the event and he kept his top on the entire time AND somebody invited Casper “Do These Glasses Make Me Look” Smart to that shit. Nick Jonas and The Glory Hole Lothario hung out together afterward. Someone really needs to tell Nick that Casper has shouted from the top of JLo’s ass that he’s not gay, so Nick can stop with the shameless queerbaiting already. TMZ says that after the party, JLo’s driver pulled up to the kids pick-up area and her former boy toy jumped in. They went to another event and TMZ says that they’re back together. Gossip Cop says otherwise.

I never understood why JLo got with and stayed with Casper the Friendly Boy Toy for so long. She can get the hottest boy toy money can buy and she chooses Casper? But now it all makes sense to me. JLo is with Casper for his hot sexy style, because what pussy doesn’t throb at the sight of a man with hair that looks like a hairy armadillo’s ass?

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