Bobby Brown’s Sister Got Into A Messy Bottle Fight With One Of Their Cousins At A Hotel This Morning

Yesterday was Bobby Brown’s 46th birthday and he spent it like none of us should ever have to spend our 46th birthday: by releasing a statement about his daughter Bobbi Kristina from the ICU. But I guess his family decided that life hadn’t handed him a crappy enough birthday present, so they all got together and gave him a drunken brawl that ended with the police being called and one person driving themselves to the hospital. Somewhere in Heaven, Whitney is screaming at all those fools to kiss her ass.

TMZ says it all went down shortly after Bobby B’s birthday dinner last night at the W Atlanta Midtown hotel. Bobby B’s family was getting next-level hammered at the hotel bar and a fight broke out between Bobby sister Tina Brown and their cousin Shayne Brown. A source says it started when Shayne called Aunt Tina a “crackhead”, but instead of replying with the classic “crack is cheap…crack is whack“, Aunt Tina responded by spitting in Shayne’s face before grabbing a bottle and cracking it over Shayne’s head. Multiple punches were then thrown, and NBC says that’s when a busted-up Shayne called a time-out on their family bonding session and drove himself to a nearby hospital, where he was treated for lacerations to his head.

Meanwhile, Aunt Tina decided she didn’t want to be around when the cops showed up, so she got the hell out of there. No word on whether or not charges will be laid against Aunt Tina, but I get the feeling this isn’t the first time a dirty bottle fight has broken out at a Brown family gathering.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go lie down and give my neck a rest from shaking my head so much at this gross situation.