The Tonight Show has been filming all week in Los Angeles, and last night Jimmy Fallon kicked whatever random Disney channel show is currently shooting in the old halls of Bayside High (Frankenstein Junior High or iDoug & Jaxxon or some such bullshit) and held a mini Saved by the Bell reunion. Everyone was there! Zack! Kelly! Mr. Belding! Nomi Malone! AC Slater! Well, almost everyone – I guess they also forgot to invite Lisa Turtle. Or maybe Lark Voorhies was there, but she had to bail last minute because she couldn’t remember her lines. And we all know Dustin Diamond couldn’t make it, because he’s too busy pulling switchblades on people in Wisconsin.
But the people who count matter! And I’d like to know the name of the creepy gypsy woman they bought their anti-aging potions from, because the only person who looks like they’ve gained any years is Mark-Paul Gosselaar. But Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, Elizabeth Berkley, and Mario Lopez could legitimately play teenagers again. Well, that is if one of the teenagers was actually a 41-year-old undercover cop posing as a teenager, one always looked like an adult even when they were playing a teenager, and one has been eating HGH sandwiches for lunch every day.
And is weird to say Mark-Paul Gosselaar as Zack can still get it, despite the fact that he looks like he aged into a dude who spends all day hanging out in the Bayside parking lot in his Pontiac Sunfire blaring Right Said Fred’s I’m Too Sexy?