Hot Slut Of The Day!

February 5, 2015 / Posted by:

Atchoum, the 9-month-old Canadian pussy from Quebec who is on his way to becoming a great big viral superstar cat like Grumpy Cat, Lil Bub, Colonel Meow (RIP), Maru, Lazarus and Garfi.

Atchoum  means “Sneezy” in English and that’s a pretty fitting named for him, because he looks like several hos just sneezed straight into his face. Atchoum’s human barely started posting pictures of him on Instagram, but since we’re all crazy cat ladies on the Internet and our eyes need to feed on CAT! CAT! CAT! pictures to live, he’s already got over 13,0000 followers and growing. If the Internet was a perfect place, real pictures of a fully naked Prince Hot Ginge would exist AND Atchoum would have more followers than all of the Kartrashians combined by the end of the week.

Mashable says that Atchoum was born with a condition called “hypertrichosis,” which causes hair to grow like crazy. It affects cats and humans (cut to John Travolta in the Scientology Centre computer lab Googling “Where can I buy hypertrichosis and how do I inject it into my dome?”) The extra fur ferns on his face is what makes him look like Doc Brown after a stick of dynamite blew up in his face or like a Jim Henson creation whose glare can chip away at your hardened soul.

What I’m saying is that Atchoum is the best. He shows you what your loved ones look like when they think you’ve had too much Internet and need you to stop (see: picture above) and he shows you what you usually look like first thing on a Monday morning (see: pretty much every picture below).

Pics: Instagram (For Jenetha, Malory and Ellen O)

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