That picture is sweeter than a strawberry-scented condom dipped in pina colada-flavored lube. That picture is just too precious and Papyrus should really put it on a Valentine’s Day card. Actually, that would be a bad idea, because they would be sued by thousands of people who got paper cuts on their sex parts from trying to fuck that card.
While those lazy royals Duchess Kate, Baby Prince George and Prince William lazily sunned their lazy asses in Mustique like the lazies they are, Britain’s hottest benefits scrounger Prince Hot Ginge actually did some work in England yesterday. PHG visited the Full Effect Youth Project in Nottingham and later went to the premiere of Guillemot, the short film he backed. Turning the world on with a smile and watching a movie is hard work and PHG deserves a long, hard
hand job hand massage to soothe the nerves in his hands from all the shaking it does. I volunteer as tribute.
And I don’t think I’ve ever had a fantasy involving a preppy off-duty lawyer going to a family barbecue, but now I do after seeing PHG in that outfit.