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February 3, 2015 / Posted by:

Here’s the poster for Magic Mike XXL that declares that Channing Tatum’s dick is coming on July 1st. I’m into it, but why does he looks like he’s starring in a porn parody about the Crips? –Popsugar

And at that dinner I wonder if Goopy Paltrow, Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore and that other one told Nicole Richie that it’s time to change her hair color because it’s making her look like a drowned troll doll – Lainey Gossip

Another day, another person but Bruce Jenner is talking about him transitioning – Celebitchy

Where is Rita Repulsa and her alien goons when you need them? – WWTDD

Suge Knight had a panic attack in jail because he’s hardcore gangsta like that – The Superficial

The stunning silicone dragon figurine that is Camille Grammer shows everyone that she can still fit into the clothes she bought at Judy’s in the 90s – Reality Tea

If I squeezed my chest together that much I’d probably have cleavage like Wonky McValtrex too – Drunken Stepfather

Totally straight politician type Aaron Schock did his office up like Downton Abbey and he tried it but it looks more like a bordello waiting room designed by LiberaceTowleroad

BREAKING: Sofia Vergara wore snake print leggings again – Hollywood Tuna

I’m actually typing the words “Lindsay Lohan looks good here” – Popoholic

Um, Malaysia had a point… – The Berry

Sorry to pop your queef bubble of joy if you were happy about Tatiana Maslany getting the female lead in that Star Wars movie, but she didn’t get it. Felicity Jones probably got it instead – Pajiba

Something in the milk might not be clean about To Kill A Mockingbird 2: Electric Boogaloo Jezebel

Forget your THE GRONK CAN READ????” jokes and get into him reading G-rated fanfiction erotica – SOW

Bobbi Kristina Brown and Nick Gordon aren’t married, so says Bobby BJust Jared

Kylie Jenner’s transformation into a Rita Ora Bratz doll is about 90% complete – HuffPo

And here’s William Levy’s half moon – OMG Blog

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