Open Post: Hosted By A Gorgeous Palate Cleanser

February 2, 2015 / Posted by:

More like “Gorgeous PAZalate Cleanser.

If you spent any time on Kim Kartrashian’s latest ass-baring picture then your eyeballs are probably covered in wet kweef drops and butt dust, so I figured you might need an industrial-strength palate cleanser that is strong enough to rid that image from your brain. So here’s one in the form of delicate human orchid Paz de la Huerta delivering tasteful and elegant poses in Vivienne Westwood’s new ad campaign shot by photographer Jürgen Teller. Paz was gracious enough to take a break from giving lotion shows in court rooms and starring in underrated artistic masterpieces to bust out some Barbizon-worthy poses for Vivienne Westwood.

Every model and trick who thinks they can model needs to find a seat in the front of the classroom, pull out a thick yellow notebook and take note, because Paz is teaching them what modeling truly is. These pictures are very “coked up secretary duck circa 1970s goes wild at a swingers party in an abandoned warehouse” and that is the look.

Pics: Vivienne Westwood (Thanks to everybody who sent these in)

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