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Brit Brit Spears and her piece Charlie Ebersol (yes, he’s making me ping) were at the Super Bowl yesterday and I’m surprised she didn’t jump on the field and tackle Katy Perry when that trick came out looking like a giant bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos – Lainey Gossip 

And after the Patriots won, Gisele Bundchen softly whispered into Tom Brady’s ear, “See, I told you deflating the balls would work, daddy.” – Celebitchy

That Sister Wives douche might’ve divorced one wife to marry another one – Reality Tea

Gwen Stefani is on the cover of Cosmo looking like the American flag farted up its stars on her – Drunken Stepfather

FYI: Every time you buy a bottle of water, you’re killing a polar bear’s dick – WWTDD

And here’s some Super Bowl commercials you might have missed (the Nationwide dead kid commercial isn’t in this list, I promise) – The Superficial

Who cares about those two, the only thing I want to know is if Prince Hot Ginge signed it? – Towleroad

This list ain’t shit without Andrea Zuckerman – The Berry

Behati Prinsloo’s skirt is where a dozen dog harnesses went to die – Hollywood Tuna

Bobbi Kristina Brown’s condition is getting a little bit better, so says TMZ – Jezebel

I guess Hilary Duff wasn’t available to walk across the street for the paps so they settled for Jessica Alba buying lettuce – Popoholic

Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart LIP-SYNCHED for their lives – SOW

Johnny Weir and his moose knuckle brought glamour to the Super Bowl – OMG Blog

I’d totally do Katy Perry’s dancing shark in or out of the costume – Popsugar

Verne Troyer let Katy Perry know that he’s going to sue her for copyright infringement – HuffPo

Bruce Jenner will talk about his journey with Diane Sawyer – Just Jared

Both Chris Evans and Chris Pratt are wearing too many clothes in these Super Bowl pictures – Pajiba

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