Night Crumbs
A source (which at this point, is fame whore talk for “Pimp Mama Kris“) tells People that Bruce Jenner is transitioning into a woman. If it really is true, I have two pieces of advice for Bruce: 1) Don’t ever let Kanye pick your wardrobe and; 2) Put on some sensible Easy Spirit heels and ruuuuuun from those crazy messes – Time
Steven Tyler is looking AWFUL! No, I’m joking. Besides, Julia Roberts looks more like Marky Mark in Rock Star with that hair – Lainey Gossip
Natalie Dormer could be Captain Marvel – Celebitchy
[insert the name of the stuff this naked car destroyer is on] is a helluva drug – Drunken Stepfather
How disgusting, offensive and wrong! I mean, she’s wearing a Juicy Couture hoodie in 2015! – WWTDD
Backdoor Farrah is going back to Teen Mom even though she’s not a teen or a mom, really – Reality Tea
Taylor Swift showed her bellybutton again and yet the world is still alive. The Bible straight up lied. They said Taylor Swift’s bellybutton was the final sign before the RaptureĀ – The Superficial
Rosie Huntington-Whateverly is selling her own perfume because she couldn’t ignore the people who demanded a Rosie Huntington-Whateverly perfume – Hollywood Tuna
If Hilary Duff walks and the paparazzi aren’t there to capture it, did Hilary Duff really walk? – Popoholic
This keeps happening, but it’s Shirtless Friday again – The Berry
Please tell me Kim Kartrashian Photoshopped herself into that picture – HuffPo
Tatiana Maslanay beat Rooney Mara for a role in one of the ten thousand Star Wars movies – Pajiba
I read the headline in the link as: James Franco and Lana Del Rey Working Together To Make A Movie That Will Be The Strongest Sleep-Aid Ever Made – Jezebel
Heidi Montag’s father arrested for sexually abusing a relative (not Heidi or her sister Holly) for years. And yup, Heidi and Spencer are standing by him – Gawker
Chris Pratt is smooth – Popsugar
Proof that being a Belieber is completely hazardous for your mental AND physical health – Just Jared
What bulge? Padma Lakshmi’s “friend” needs to spend a whole lot of time with Jon Hamm pictures to see what a real dick bulge looks like – ICYDK
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