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January 29, 2015 / Posted by:

Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe are still shooting a movie together. Whenever their movie comes out, you can expect Ryan Gosling to campaign hard for an Oscar by saying that he really fugged himself up and messed with his pretty for the sake of the role. He’ll have a point. I mean, look at that soul patch – Lainey Gossip

Alessandra Ambrosio is wearing bikinis in a magazine. This has happened before and it will happen again. – Drunken Stepfather

Julianne Moore doesn’t believe in God. Okay, but then who is she going to thank when she wins the Oscar???!!!? – Celebitchy

Tila Tequila let Backdoor Farrah have her AVN Award for Best Celebrity Sex Tape, because she’s holding out for a Mother of the Year Award. I’m not being sarcastic. – WWTDD

Bravo is queefing up a show that looks, sounds and smells like Real Housewives of New Jersey but isn’t Real Housewives of New Jersey Reality Tea

The 80s child inside of me screamed for about a millisecond, because I thought Alessandra Ambrosio was wearing a Hypercolor jacket – Hollywood Tuna

A gay blow job is why Ben Affleck and Matt Damon sold Good Will Hunting to Harvey WeinsteinTowleroad

If Sir Mix-A-Lot was the Secretary of Defense, this is what the average US soldier would look like – The Superficial

Selena Gomez went hitchhiking and hopefully the person who picked her up drove her directly to the nearest mental hospital where she was treated for her addiction to douches (see: Justin Bieber) – Popoholic

Kim Kardashian took a selfie in a public bathroom and the urinal jokes write themselves – IDLYITW

The Ted 2 trailer is here – Pajiba

And when you scroll down to the picture of Parasite Hilton, try not to scream, “Bite that trick, BITE HER,” too loud – The Berry

In case you had any doubt, yes, Courtney Love used heroin while knocked up – HuffPo

And here’s another picture of Nikki Reed’s engagement ring which doesn’t look like an engagement ring – Popsugar

Just call her FKA RiRi from now on – ICYDK

How To Enter A Room Like The Bad Bitch You Are: A Training Course by Cookie LyonGawker

I can almost hear Wisconsin saying, “Just give me the tip, Michigan, Just the tip.”SOW

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