Night Crumbs
Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe are still shooting a movie together. Whenever their movie comes out, you can expect Ryan Gosling to campaign hard for an Oscar by saying that he really fugged himself up and messed with his pretty for the sake of the role. He’ll have a point. I mean, look at that soul patch – Lainey Gossip
Alessandra Ambrosio is wearing bikinis in a magazine. This has happened before and it will happen again. – Drunken Stepfather
Julianne Moore doesn’t believe in God. Okay, but then who is she going to thank when she wins the Oscar???!!!? – Celebitchy
Tila Tequila let Backdoor Farrah have her AVN Award for Best Celebrity Sex Tape, because she’s holding out for a Mother of the Year Award. I’m not being sarcastic. – WWTDD
Bravo is queefing up a show that looks, sounds and smells like Real Housewives of New Jersey but isn’t Real Housewives of New Jersey – Reality Tea
The 80s child inside of me screamed for about a millisecond, because I thought Alessandra Ambrosio was wearing a Hypercolor jacket – Hollywood Tuna
A gay blow job is why Ben Affleck and Matt Damon sold Good Will Hunting to Harvey Weinstein – Towleroad
If Sir Mix-A-Lot was the Secretary of Defense, this is what the average US soldier would look like – The Superficial
Selena Gomez went hitchhiking and hopefully the person who picked her up drove her directly to the nearest mental hospital where she was treated for her addiction to douches (see: Justin Bieber) – Popoholic
Kim Kardashian took a selfie in a public bathroom and the urinal jokes write themselves – IDLYITW
The Ted 2 trailer is here – Pajiba
And when you scroll down to the picture of Parasite Hilton, try not to scream, “Bite that trick, BITE HER,” too loud – The Berry
In case you had any doubt, yes, Courtney Love used heroin while knocked up – HuffPo
And here’s another picture of Nikki Reed’s engagement ring which doesn’t look like an engagement ring – Popsugar
Just call her FKA RiRi from now on – ICYDK
How To Enter A Room Like The Bad Bitch You Are: A Training Course by Cookie Lyon – Gawker
I can almost hear Wisconsin saying, “Just give me the tip, Michigan, Just the tip.” – SOW