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January 29, 2015 / Posted by:

Boo Boo Kitty, Shirley’s best friend and true sidekick since childhood from Laverne & Shirley!

Cookie Lyon from Empire has only graced our screens with her bad bitch business woman realness for just a few weeks, but she’s already become an American icon for bringing back Alex Carrington-levels of glamour and for making America remember one of TV’s most important stuffed animals. Cookie Lyon calls her ex-husband’s piece “Boo Boo Kitty” all the time. Just like Boo Boo Kitty the stuffed animal, his ex-piece is tall, skinny, almost bald-headed and usually has a snobby stank look on her face like she can’t stand the scent of peasants.

Next to Rhonda, Boo Boo Kitty was my favorite character from Laverne & Shirley. Boo Boo Kitty was emotionally complex, always kept it real and it would always roll its eyes at the dumb shit that Laverne and Shirley go into. Yes, Boo Boo Kitty’s eyes were stitched to look like that, but still. And yes, it was really weird and beyond insane that a grown woman talked to her childhood stuffed animal and read it stories and shit, but you can’t call Shirley batshit crazy for that. You’d do the same thing if you had Boo Boo Kitty.

It’s a damn shame that Boo Boo Kitty’s agents were so incompetent. They should’ve threatened to walk if the network didn’t change the name of the show to The Boo Boo Kitty Show featuring Laverne & Shirley. Boo Boo Kitty was the star!

I wonder what happened to Boo Boo Kitty?  Did that jealous hussy Laverne bury Boo Boo Kitty in the backyard, because she could no longer stand that Shirley loved that stuffed bitch more than her? If that happened, Boo Boo Kitty probably crawled out of its grave 5 days later and haunted Laverne forever. My guess is that Boo Boo Kitty ran away with Squiggy. He had the look of a Plushie.

And FYI: Boo Boo Kitty fanfiction exists.

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