Porn Star Mia Khalifa Has No Love For Wheelchair Jimmy And His Cringeworthy DMs

January 27, 2015 / Posted by:

21-year-old Lebanese American porn performer Mia Khalifa is the most searched trick on PornHub, which is sort of surprising, because I’d guess that Carrot Top would own that title since I search his name on PornHub at least 300 times an hour hoping that one day a video worth fapping over will come up. Mia Khalifa’s claim to fame is getting boned in front of a camera while wearing a hijab. (“Mom, why didn’t YOU think of that?” – Kim Kardashian to Pimp Mama Kris) Mia talked about things with a Miami sports radio station (via ONTD) and no, they didn’t ask her how to perfectly achieve a manicured chola Groucho Marx eyebrow situation. But they did ask her if any famous dudes have ever tried to wet hump on her. Guess what? Some have. I know, finding out that famous dudes try to fuck on porn stars probably made your brain ooze out of your ear holes. It’s shocking. Mia said she wouldn’t name names, but then she pretty much named a name by saying one of the famous dudes who slipped a note into her DM box has a name that rhymes with “rake.” Yeah, it could be Jake the Snake or Drake Bell or Lake Bell or Blake Lively, but it’s obviously that thirsty bitch Wheelchair Jimmy.

Mia didn’t take a ride on the goofy shark, because he’s not Eddie Vedder and the pictures he sent her made her cringe in a bad way.

Mia: “Oh my god.  Um. It rhymes with…. ‘rake’.”

Host: “Ya, what!? Did we just break news right here? I don’t know who that is, I’m just gonna pretend I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

Other host: “She could have come up with a better nickname for that one.”

Host: “No, it was perfect, what she did was perfect. It rhymes with ‘rake’ and he may or may not be a little bit whiny. That’s cool, is there anyone else?”

Mia: “All I know is it’s not Eddie Vedder so I didn’t pay attention to it. ”

Host: “Oh man, that’s so cool that, like rake hit you up on like, was it on Twitter?”

Mia: “Um, on Instagram, but nevertheless it was flattering, but, um, his intentions were obviously clear. It was so cringeworthy. The whole thing was cringeworthy.”

Host: “I imagine the picture he sent in the message was just him laying on the bed shirtless, kinda like sad looking. I’m right, aren’t I?”

Mia: “Halfway there.”

Mia Khalifa has tag teamed a dude with another chick while wearing a hijab in a BangBros porn (which I may or may not have watched because the dude in it may or may not be hot to my eyes) and she wore that tragic candy strip outfit in front of a camera (see: pic above), and yet something Drake sent her made her cringe? What the hell did he send her? Did he send her a naked pic where she could clearly see that the words “Champagne Papi” are tattooed on his dick shaft in Comic Sans? Was he wearing the latest from the (NSFW) Rick Owens collection in his pic? Was he doing Drake hands? I bet he was doing Drake hands.

Pic: Tumblr

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