Night Crumbs
Presenting, Gloom and Doom at the Chanel couture show in Paris today. If you’re thinking that Kunty Karl looks more miserable and grumpy than usual, it’s because minutes before that picture was taken he put his lips up to Kristen Stewart’s mouth to suck her soul out and nothing came out! Ghoul is hungry – Lainey Gossip
After Taylor Swift’s bellybutton shocked the Internet, it went back into hiding – Drunken Stepfather
Tom Sandoval’s supposed jump-off talks about having shitty period sex with him – Reality Tea
Screw Chris Pratt as Indiana Jones. Since they’re doing an all-female Ghostbusters, they should do an all-female Indiana Jones starring Kimmy Gibbler – The Superficial
Rebel Wilson thinks that fat chicks do better in comedy and nobody really finds hot people funny. Um, she obviously doesn’t know of the most beautiful and funniest woman in the world Ann Jillian – Jezebel
At the end of the rebooted Fantastic Four trailer when that guy says, “Get ready for what’s coming?” and Miles Teller say, “What is coming?” I thought the other guy was going to say, “I am cumming.” I’ve been watching a lot of porn, obviously – Towleroad
I don’t go to the gym, but if I did, the first picture would be me – The Berry
And here’s your minute-ly dose of Hilary Duff walking – Popoholic
What in Knott’s Berry Farm character costume HELL is Jason Momoa wearing? – Celebitchy
Netflix sticks the tip in by releasing a teaser trailer for the Wet Hot American Summer series – Pajiba
Pirate booty (and it’s not Johnny Depp’s) alert! – OMG Blog
Woman’s Day made Duchess Kate look like a strung out and stoned Meat Loaf – Popsugar
The low tide jokes write themselves. Right, Brandi Glanville? – Hollywood Tuna
Channing Tatum impersonated his kid taking a caca, because that’s something the world needed to see – HuffPo
Katie Holmes is going to be on Ray Donovan and here’s hoping that Abby Donovan unleashes a can of Irish crazy on her ass – ICYDK
Cindra Ladd becomes the 4,567,987,987th woman in the world to accuse Bill Cosby of rape – Just Jared
FYI: Mandy Moore looked like a lost Brady as a kid – SOW
Pic: Getty