While wearing a blouse made out of a giant poop Fruit Roll-Up, Kim Kartrashian pimped out her new Super Whore commercial for T-Mobile on Entertainment Tonight in an interview airing today and she shat up words about how she’s been practically taking selfies since she was in the womb and how she and Kanye West are trying to make another living dress-up doll that they’ll ignore when the cameras aren’t around, because somebody has to keep the nanny industry alive. ET’s Kevin Frazier brought up the hottest member of their evil coven of fame whores, Bruce Jenner, and asked Kummy Kakes if he’s going through something. Kevin wanted to, but didn’t straight-up ask, “Listen, bitch, is he transitioning into Sable Colby or what?”
I always say that Kim is about as dumb as a dried coagulated jizz ball clinging to a pube, but I have to give her credit for actually memorizing the words that a publicist fed to her. Bitch has no idea what she’s saying but she did remember to say the words she was told to say. I’ll give her that. Kim dribbled this out about The Glamourization of Bruce Jenner:
“We support Bruce no matter what. On this one, I will say that I think he should tell his story his way. I think everyone goes through things in life, but I do think that story and what Bruce is going through I think he’ll share whenever the time is right. Bruce is very happy, the happiest I’ve ever seen him. He’s our dad. We support him no matter what. I think that when the time is right he’ll talk about whatever he wants to talk about. I feel like that’s his journey to talk about.”
We already know that Bruce is supposed to talk about the InTouch Weekly cover during the new season of Krapping On The Kartrashians, so I’m surprised Kummy didn’t look at the camera and say, “Bruce Jenner will talk about his journey on the new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians which premieres on (insert date here because I can’t bring myself to look it up) and on that same episode you’ll get to see Kourtney and me queef into Khloe’s mouth to see whose pussy farts taste better!”
Aren’t we all on a journey? Pimp Mama Kris is on a journey to become Lucifer’s MVP (most valuable pimp). Kummy Kakes is on a constant journey to the plastic surgeon’s office. I’m always on a journey to the toilet to dry heave into it, because my body is trying to reject all the Kartrashian stories I read all day. And Bruce is on a journey too and hopefully his journey includes a midnight train going anywhere those crazy whore’s ain’t. Hold on to that feeeeeeeeeliiiing, Bruce.
Here’s PMK in Paris covering her pimp poon while wearing pants it should be illegal for her to wear outside of the Chanel Haute Couture show, which Kendull Jenner walked in because Kunty Karl is trying to get bonus points from Satan.