Open Post: Hosted By A Trifecta Of Blonde Beauty
Presenting: the 3 stages of plastic surgery (normal, Muppet and waxed zombie). You decide which is which.
The most stunning White Walker of all-time Donatella Versace served up some sexed-up extravaganza for the paparazzi outside of the Versace Haute Couture show in Paris last night when she posed with human sparkler Goldie Hawn and the wet match version of Goldie Hawn known as Kate Hudson. There’s really something for everyone here. If you want a legendary legend, take Golden Hawn. If you want a legendary legend but are on a Natty Ice and Pall Malls budget, take the legend’s daughter. And if you want a melting Iggy Pop wax figure that makes you feel terrified and intrigued at the same time, take Donatella Versace, but if you do that, say goodbye to your soul since that’s the only thing she eats.
These three gorgeous blondes (I know, they’re the Holly, Bridget and Kendra of 2015) really gave the boys something to chew on and ate up the camera flashes at the same time. Of course, Kate Hudson and her ass tried to get all the attention, but Goldie stole the shot when she made this “overheated drunk blowfish slowly letting out a long fart” face:
In that first picture, is Goldie doing a Pimp Mama Kris-approved “Yup, she owes all of that to mama” pose or is she holding her hand out because she’s trying to catch a bouquet of roses from one of the many admirers who showed up to see her instead of those other two? I’m going with the latter.
And here’s more of Goldie, Donatella and Kate looking like they’re shooting a sequel to Death Becomes Her.