Night Crumbs

January 26, 2015 / Posted by:

Courtney Love and Frances Bean reunited at the Sundance premiere of the Kurt Cobain documentary Montage of Heck for HBO. Some are saying that this picture is sweet and full of awwws, but to me Frances Bean has that same “ay, geth away from meeeee” look on her face that my dog makes when I try to hug him. And yes, in my head, my dog speaks in a lispy Spanish accent – Lainey Gossip 

Bitch Got Sued: In news everyone saw coming, Melissa Rivers sued the clinic over Joan Rivers’ death – ICYDK

Kate Upton was Photoshopped into a different person for some ad campaign – Drunken Stepfather

Amal Clooney looks like a new money Carmen Sandiego – Celebitchy

I’m sure Backdoor Farrah and her new “boyfriend” will break up as soon as the check she gave him bounces – Reality Tea 

JLo still wants you to believe that she’s just little ole’ Jenny from the Block – WWTDD

Murray Bartlett’s ass made an appearance on Looking last night and I was expecting something a lot more furrier – OMG Blog

Howard Stern called Sam Smith chubby, ugly and gay, and Sam Smith might’ve responded with a vague tweet that could’ve been about anything – Towleroad

I’m beginning to think that there’s one or two paparazzos who have a weird obsession with Hilary Duff or she always keeps her Location Services on for the paps – Popoholic

Screw the SAG Awards, the true grace, elegance and star power was at the AVN AwardsHollywood Tuna 

And here’s some military dudes wearing too many clothes – The Berry

This pussy is an American hero and should be a judge on The VoiceGawker

Um, Chrissy Teigen and John Legend are getting really close to committing a highly illegal act by spilling that glass of delicious champagne – Popsugar

Zach Braff’s tits are looking good – SOW

That American Idol winner with a name like a law firm is suing the Idol team for being shady, shifty fucks – Just Jared

Emile Hirsch might’ve pulled a Chris Brown on a woman at a Sundance party – HuffPo

The Boy Next Door beat Mortdecai at the box office and some are calling it an absolute flop, but I’m calling it a surprise success, because I can’t believe that one person actually paid money to see that crap – Pajiba

Pic: Getty

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