E! News, UsWeekly, and People are all saying that tall drink of Swedish leche Alexander Skarsgard and fellow hot blond person Margot Robbie might be a thing of sorts. ASkars and Margot shot Tarzan together a little while ago and sources say that at a Sundance party over the weekend, they got close and she looked like she was ready to scream “Aah-eeh-ah-eeh-aaaaaah-eeh-ah-eeh-aaaaah!!!!” as her chocha swings from his crotch branch.
Margot is at Sundance to promote Z for Zachariah and ASkars is there to promote being hot. A source tells E! that at the 1Oak Tinder party in Park City, Margot and ASkars got into some canoodling stuff before full-on kissing. Not half-on kissing, FULL-ON kissing:
“They were there late-night holding hands. Margot and Alexander definitely looked like a couple. They were very touchy-feely and at one point were full on kissing!”
A different source tells People that they left the Tinder party together and continued their night at Tao. But another source tells Gossip Cop that she wasn’t kissing him and they aren’t dating. Apparently, Margot is still with assistant director Tom Ackerley.
I don’t know if I believe Gossip Cop’s “source.” But I also don’t believe that Margot and ASkars were just making out and hand holding. How is it possible that she didn’t climb the front of Mt. Skars and wrap her legs around his neck in front of everyone? That’s the unbelievable part. Because when ASkars asks you if you’d like to go to a party with him, you tell him that you’ll meet him there because you need to stop by the nearest Cabela’s to buy the proper equipment needed to climb his body with.
If these two aren’t doing it, they should and they should also release a sex tape immediately, because humanity depends on them. In case you didn’t already know from the sound East Coasters screaming and bracing themselves for THE BLIZZARD OF THE CENTURY, the blizzard of the century is going to hit the Northeast Some are saying it’s going to be a major disaster and it could very well be. I mean, think of all the people who are going to run out into the falling snow to sing “Let it gooo” like they’re Queen Elsa. Everyone’s going to do it. I wouldn’t wish that kind of torture on Donald Trump. So if Margot and ASkars bone on camera and that sex tape is shown on the Jumbotron in Times Square, their combined hotness would melt the blizzard and disaster would be averted. Humanity needs a Margot Robbie and ASkars’ sex tape now more than ever!
And here’s ASkars posing with a friend, Zoe Kravitz and Zoe Kravitz’s shiny brows at Sundance.
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