Night Crumbs

The first still of the gay threesome scene from the movie I Am Michael starring James Franco, Zachary Quinto and Charlie Carver from Desperate Housewives is out. You can’t see all of James Franco’s mug in that picture, but I bet if you could you would see him making a face that clearly said, “This gay threesome would be so much hotter if both of these dudes were clones of me.”  – Just Jared

Okay, where can I buy a ticket to get a ride on the back of Chris Pratt’s bike, because that is the life. You get to stay seated and look at his ass the whole time – Lainey Gossip 

Presenting DJ Fuck That Bitch Kate – The Superficial

If you’re wondering if you should binge watch Transparent on Saturday for free, I have five words that may convince you to do it: Judith Light is in it – Towleroad

I really want to see this dog in a remake of Into The Blue – Hollywood Tuna

Dear Rita Ora, please kindly stop it with that wig, because you are not Ann Jillian – Drunken Stepfather

And I’m sure the last thing Teresa Giudice said to her daughter after their prison visit was, “Now make sure you tell the media about this, honey.” – Reality Tea

Sam Taylor-Johnson wants you to fuck off if you have a problem with her getting young, hot dick – Celebitchy

I know you probably look at pictures of man nipples all day (I know I do), but if you need more to look at, here you go – The Berry

Crisis averted: The Sun is still going to show tits – WWTDD

Um, can somebody please tell me where to pick up an application to be a team trainer for the Clippers? – Popsugar

Kristen Stewart and her girlfriend got coffee the other day and they probably took a shit afterward, but the paparazzi didn’t get picture confirmation of that…yet – Popoholic

Movie Acting Is Hard by Benedict Cumberbatch – ICYDK

Poke at me when they make Celebrity Sex Box and Sofia Vergara and Joe ManJello are contestants and the box is made of glass – SOW