Open Post: Hosted By Captain America Working A Tight Ass Henley

January 21, 2015 / Posted by:

I was once in a Banana Republic, or a store like that, and some dude picked up a henley and asked his mom if she liked it. She told him that those kind of shirts are supposed to be worn under something and you can’t wear it out in public, because it’s practically underwear! Well, I’d like to hear her say that again after looking at these panty cream-conjuring pictures of Chris Evans’ arms popping and his tits sitting up real nice in that henley. I bet “This Is Why I’m Hot” played in his head as he strut strut strut that ass in front of the paparazzi.

As his bottom button screamed while holding in his hard muscle tits, Chris Evans left a Mexican restaurant in Hollywood with his actress friend Lindsey McKeon. This post should really be all about Lindsey McKeon since she was in Saved By The Bell: The New Class. Apparently, Chris and Lindsey have been friends ever since doing that sitcom Opposite Sex in 2000 together. Wikipedia tells me that Lindsey got married in 2013 and is still married. I keep refreshing her page over and over again, because I expect to read, “McKeon filed for divorce on January 20, 2015.” Because nothing will make you call up a divorce lawyer and drop your wedding ring in the trash like nibbling on the end of a taquito while staring at Chris Evans’ heaving man bosoms in that top. If I was her, my eyeballs would’ve fallen out of my head from jumping around so much, because I wouldn’t know whether to focus on his chichis or arms, chichis or arms, chichis or arms.

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