Night Crumbs

January 21, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

The Fifty Shades of Meh movie isn’t going to have any shots of dick and they didn’t do the tampon scene, but Jamie Dornan claims that you will see his jizz face. Who knows if it will be his real jizz face or if it’s just him cringing at himself for actually signing up for that shit – Lainey Gossip

Legend has it that if you’re an American Next Top model winner and you take a picture of your ass cheeks in the bathroom mirror three times, Tyra Banks will appear and scream at you for not booty tooching enough – Drunken Stepfather

Okay, I get that this is a story about Josh Duhamel watching Fergie get her pussy waxed, but why did they use a picture of a young Kirstie Alley wax figure? – Celebitchy

Hilary Swank served up her ass crack for Interview Germany –WWTDD

Did Ramona Singer just get done competing in the drunk division at a figure skating competition? – Reality Tea

Justin Bieber’s manager totally misunderstood him. He meant that he wanted to get spit roasted, not made fun of in a Comedy Central roast – The Superficial

Jonathan Knight and his man are going to be on The Amazing Race – Towleroad

This is what it’s come to. I watched a dude film himself farting on his chihuahua and I laughed – Hollywood Tuna

Well, that blue wall looks interesting and appealing… – Popoholic

This Fresh Prince of Bel Air mini-mini-reunion is missing the original Aunt Viv throwing a stank eye at Will Smith – Popsugar

The closest thing a Cumberbitch will get to having Benedict Cumberbatch’s face on her twat – Jezebel

Tatiana Maslany and Rooney Mara are in talks for a role in one of the ten thousand Star Wars movies – Pajiba

Well, I guess now we know where the fudge for Jessica Biel’s new fudge shop is going to come from – Gawker

This post of inspirational Laura Jeanne Poon quotes is nothing without “I’m an American citizen!” and “Do you know who I am?” – The Berry

Patrick Schwarzenegger looks like he’s working that coke bloat you get from hanging around Miley Cyrus too much – HuffPo

Anne Hathaway sucks on her “twin’s” ass a bit – ICYDK

Dakota Johnson tried it but she still looks like a tied up piece of dehydrated celery – Just Jared

Presenting, Quentin Tarantino’s Shangri-La – SOW

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