Meanwhile, Bora Bora is currently on its death bed from all the viruses it picked up from Lindsay Lohan. NO! I’m sure Bora Bora got a script for some penicillin and was back to normal in 3-to-5 days. However, the same can’t be said for LiLo. TMZ says she’s currently tucked into a hospital bed in London with that Chikungunya virus she caught while on vacation in Bora Bora over the holidays. And no, Chikungunya isn’t the type of virus one usually catches when they’re on a Fuck It, Let’s Get Drunk-style holiday (aka one that begins with the words sexually transmitted and ends with applying a medicated cream to your down-lows twice a day).
According to TMZ, Chikungunya is transmitted by mosquitoes and causes fever, joint pain, and exhaustion. Back around New Years, she started complaining she didn’t feel well, but managed to suck it up long enough to fly to LA to film a car insurance commercial, because – DUH – money.
Unfortunately, once she returned back to London, the pain and fever got so bad, she was forced to check in to a hospital. And if you’re looking to send some flowers or a pack of Get Well Soon smokes to the Apricot Ashtray, TMZ says she’s staying at King Edward VII Hospital in London, which is apparently also where the Queen stays when she gets sick. Oooh, how fancy!
Getting sick on vacation is no joke, so I sincerely hope LiLo kicks this Chikungunya business. Or maybe it will just leave on it’s own once it realizes all of LiLo’s “healthy” white blood cells have been replaced with dehydrated tar flakes and blobs of self-tanner grease. Either way, take it easy LiLo. And Dina, you drunk bitch, stop asking Lindsay if you can have the rest of her Jell-O to make rubbing alcohol shots. That Jell-O isn’t for you!