Billy Crystal Thinks Gay Sex On TV Is Getting A Little Out Of Hand

January 19, 2015 / Posted by:

I’ve always said that what TV needs more of is hot fuck time action and it really needs more man meat-on-meat meat goodness. My TV watching time would be so much better if scary sights like Donald Trump’s face were replaced with scenes featuring two dudes getting it on. But Billy Crystal completely disagrees with me. The sight of two dudes kissing on TV makes Billy Crystal feel a little weird. You know, it stirs his loins and makes his b-hole get hot and as the dudes continue to make out, the tips of his nipples get moist and his palms get sweaty and he has to cleanse himself of that uncomfortable feeling by standing under a cold shower.

The Wrap says that during the panel for his new FX show “The Comedians” at the Television Critics Association press tour in Pasadena over the weekend, Billy Crystal said some words straight out of “Shit Your 80-Year-Old Grandpa Says While Watching ‘How To Get Away With Murder.‘” Billy thinks that TV is getting a little too comfortable showing gay stuff.

This has made some people throw Billy a first-degree side-eye, because he played one of the first openly gay characters on TV. Billy played Jodie Dallas on Soap from 1977 to 1981. It was an ESCANDALO at the time. Several religious groups threw holy water at the show and wanted it banned, and gay rights groups felt like the character was a stereotype. Billy Crystal said that playing the character was tough and he got pissed off whenever the audience would laugh at the scenes with his boyfriend.

“It was very difficult at the time. Jodie was really the first recurring [gay] character on network television and it was a different time, it was 1977. So, yeah, it was awkward. It was tough. I did it in front of a live audience and there were times when I would say to Bob [Seagren], ‘I love you,’ and the audience would laugh nervously. I wanted to stop the taping and go, ‘What is your problem?’”

But Billy says that nowadays, there’s too much gayness on TV and he hopes they curb the gayness a little before they start shoving it in our faces. That really would be annoying. Don’t you just hate it when they shove it in your face and slap you with it? It just makes you want to scream, “Stop playing and shove it in my mouth already!

What most people feel about blackface, Billy Crystal feels about gay sex on TV. He doesn’t want it on his screen.

“Sometimes I think, ‘Ah that’s too much for me.’ Sometimes, it’s just pushing it a little too far for my taste and I’m not going to reveal to you which ones they are. I hope people don’t abuse it and shove it in our face… to the point where it feels like an every day kind of thing.”

Billy Crystal does have a point. Gay sex scenes on TV shouldn’t be an every day kind of thing, because us gay people don’t have sex every day. We only fuck during Pride and on holidays like Judy Garland’s birthday and Oscar Sunday.

And besides shows on cable and HTGAWM, I don’t see that much gay sex on TV. It feels like network TV isn’t even giving us the gay sex scene tip. So can Billy Crystal please give me a copy of his DVR queue. I need to know which shows he’s watching. One man’s “uncomfortable fuel” is another man’s fap material.

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