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January 18, 2015 / Posted by:

Bella Mia, the 3-year-old pampered rich bitch who will inherit a $1 million house and a six-figure trust fund if her humans go on to the great beyond before she does.

And now every wannabe gold digger is cursing the universe for not making them a white, fluffy Maltese puppy. Bella Mia is living every gold digger’s dream, because she lives a life of rhinestone-covered opulence and she doesn’t have to do shit for it except for shit. Rose Ann Bolasny and her husband Walter of Queens, NY got Bella Mia as a gift from one of their sons after Walter spent some time in the hospital for reasons unknown. Their son felt like Bella Mia would brighten up their lives and ever since they got her, they’ve brightened up her life by slathering her in shiny lavishness.

Rose Ann tells Barcroft (via The NY Post) that they spent $100,000 on 3-year-old Bella Mia in 2014 alone. They spent that money on weekly grooming sessions, manicures, pedicures and ridiculous ass princess outfits (she has 1,000 of them). Rose Ann didn’t say this, but I’m sure she also spent that money on getting Bella Mia’s asshole bleached and having a custom diamond-encrusted butt hole cover made. Bella Mia’s closet is bigger than a Manhattan studio apartment and they even had a star named after her. Rose Ann and Walter want to make sure that if anything happens to them, their pampered dog daughter will always be living the glamorous and luxurious life, so they pulled a Leona Helmsley. In their will, they’ve left her a $1 million vacation home in Florida and a six-figure trust fund. I’m pretty sure my dog is a one hundred percent Plushie since he only humps plush toys, but I’m still going to try to convince him to move with me to Queens so that he can woo Bella Mia into marrying him without a prenup.

If you’re thinking that Bella Mia is just a spoiled, Queens socialite who lies around all day, licking her bedazzled anus while wearing a fugly outfit that costs more than your entire wardrobe, then Rose Ann would like you to know that she does a lot of charity work. She visits children’s hospitals and the Ronald McDonald house.

“Yes, we pamper her, but Bella Mia has really donated and volunteered more time in her short 3 years of living than most people have done in a lifetime.”

Bella Mia is a real saint. She’s the reincarnation of Anna Nicole Smith AND Princess Diana.

And in this video, I don’t know if Bella Mia is saying “help me” with her eyes or if she’s checked out since she’s way too rich and pampered to think.

Sure, Rose Ann and Walter could help millions of animals by donating that cash to shelters, but then poor Bella Mia would have to wear factory-made, mass-produced, off-the-rack dresses from Petco and she wouldn’t be able to get her nails painted every week (because you know she really cares about that). How dreadful!

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