Calvin Klein should gently remove his face from in between his latest boy toy’s ass cheeks and put his teeth back in to smile at and clap for the marketing genius who probably “leaked” those “fake” un-retouched pictures of Justin Bieber in the CK chonies ad, because we’re still talking about that shit.
If Justin Bieber’s lawyer Theodore Boone files that stupid lawsuit against Breathe Heavy for claiming that Hugh Jackman’s arms and Jared Leto’s Praetorian Guard’s helmet dick were Photoshopped onto the Biebs’ body, this picture will be his Exhibit: A. The Biebs Instagrammed this picture that looks like something that would come up if you opened Grindr while in the Ninth Circle. The Biebs added a comment where he pointed his finger at Photoshop and laughed at it. Photoshop responded by throwing a side-eye while saying, “We both know the truth, bitch.”
And here’s a side-by-side if you truly care:
I don’t even know why some of these tricks bother burping up evidence that really proves nothing. Somebody get Detective La Toya on the case, because I don’t even know what I’m looking at. Justin Bieber’s proof picture looks like something you’d find if you searched the #BabyCarrotWednesdays hash tag on Instagram. If I have to look at and think about Justin Bieber’s peen for another minute, I’ll have to pour a mixture of Ajax and bleach into my ear hole and shake my head around to cleanse my brain, so let’s just give this to him. You win, Justin Bieber. You’re as hung as an Argentinian Blue-Billed Duck after using a dick pump.