Open Post: Hosted By Phoebe Price’s Words Of Wisdom About Russell Crowe’s “Ageism In Hollywood” Comments

FINALLY, the Queen of Hollywood (adjacent) has spoken!

We already heard Jessica Chastain and infinity-time Oscar winner Meryl Streep’s thoughts on Russell Crowe saying that actresses need to play their age, and now it’s time to hear from the only bright shining star in Hollywood who matters: Phoebe Price! I don’t know why reporters bothered asking anyone else when PP’s opinion is the only opinion we care about. The truth is, an inside source (aka the voices in my head) told me that Anderson Cooper, Christiane Amanpour, Oprah, Diane Sawyer and Charlie Rose all tried to interview PP about this very subject, but she was way too busy for them. But a very lucky reporter got the scoop of the century at The Grove the other day when the star of Get Smart Phoebe Price and fellow HSOTW Lorielle New magically appeared before him. He asked Chicken Cutlets about Russell Crowe’s comment and she spilled out this stream of one hundred percent TRUTH!

“You know, I think it’s true and I think it’s not true. But Russell Crowe should just shut his mouth, because if the same situation was happening to him… A lot of men can work, they can be 20 years old or they can be 50 years old . They act like women can’t play these roles, but look at me! I am in my late 30s and I look like I’m younger, so Russell Crowe should shut his mouth. Because he has a penis and we have a vagina and you know, he should just be quiet.”

She won the debate at “I think,” because whatever PP thinks is the right answer. But she really won the debate at “he has a penis and we have a vagina.” BOOM! How can Russell Crowe argue with that? Remember in the first Real World: Los Angeles when Tami Roman gets her jaw wired shut? Russell Crowe is having that same procedure done right now, because when PP tells you to do something, you really do it.

Pics: Wenn.com (Thanks Lígia!)