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January 15, 2015 / Posted by:

DICK POOP!

Dick poop pretty much sums up the Oscars perfectly.

The Academy president Cheryl Boone Isaacs became my favorite person of the day this morning when Dick Poop slipped out of her mouth while announcing the Oscar nominations with Chris Pine. While farting up the names of the nominees for Best Cinematography, Cheryl said Dick Poop instead of Dick Pope. What was Cheryl thinking about this morning? Cheryl should really be today’s HSOTD, because she created Dick Poop (not to be confused with Poop Noodle) and she’s the reason why tons of people are typing the name Dick Poop into Google Images to see what he looks like. I already did that. I expected to see picture after picture of Justin Bieber, but I only got pictures of dick-shaped poop. (“Isn’t that the same thing?” – you “Good point.” – me) ┬áDick poop reminds me of when one of my friends said that he’s been fucked in the butt by so many Jewish guys that his shits are circumcised. I know, you really needed to know that today, but Cheryl Boone Isaacs started it.

Here’s to Dick Poop winning! He’s my favorite Oscar nominee of all-time!

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