Night Crumbs

January 14, 2015 / Posted by:

Constipations (on purpose typo and it stays) starring Ruth Wilson and Jake Gyllenhaal opened last night and this is what she wore to the after-party. Jake i obviously no friend, because if he was he would’ve told her that the nun’s habit with a mullet dress isn’t working for her – Lainey Gossip

Never mind JLo’s nipples, what in Whoville space station restaurant hostess is she wearing? – Drunken Stepfather

Former HSOTD Beshine gets more shine under the Internet spotlight – WWTDD

Joanna Krupa is threatening to sue Brandi Glanville for repeatedly saying that her chocha smells like an outdoor fish market in August. If this goes to trial, I hope they televise it, because I really need to see Joanna Krupa’s chocha testify under oath and tell the court that it doesn’t smell like a bucket of chum – Reality Tea

Lupita Nyong’O is either not on Team Twirl or she has no idea who Team Twirl is – Celebitchy

Charli XCX is wearing some crap that was barfed up by the shredded acid wash jeans you wore in the late 80s – Egotastic!

Some Nascar driver beat his girlfriend because he thinks she’s an assassin working for the US government. Everyone just nod calmly like you believe him while the men in white jackets quietly sneak up behind him to put him in a straitjacket – The Superficial

Taylor Swift and Lorde giving you momcore hiking realness – Hollywood Tuna

Bitch Got Banned: The Westboro Baptist Church Edition – Towleroad

Okay, this conversation between Michelle Rodriguez and Milla Jovovich is seven layers of weed-induced craziness, but what my soul really needs is a conversation between Michelle Rodriguez and Matthew McConaughey. Their conversation would be the new bible – Jezebel

Lee Pace’s ponytail is giving me something I can feel – Pajiba

I guess Adriana from 90210 2.0 is an Instagram bikini model now – Popoholic

Take a moustache ride, or 23 – The Berry

Wait, which one is supposed to be Liza Minnelli? – OMG Blog

Benedict Cumberbatch needs to stop acting like he isn’t going to name his baby Cumberbaby – Popsugar

The one thing I took away from 2 Chainz’s marijuana legalization debate with the hysterical hyena known as Nancy Grace is that Nancy Grace really needs a joint – HuffPo

Please tell me “custard” is code for something – ICYDK

FKA Twigs’ new video probably has more hardcore bondage in it than all of Fifty Shades of GreyJust Jared

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