Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 14, 2015 / Posted by:

Eclipse, the Labrador retriever in Seattle, WA who takes the bus to the dog park by herself!

If only Eclipse lived in Scotland, she could’ve taken the train to Ayr to pick up poor ass abandoned Kai and taken that pooch to the police station to report all those evil bitches. Because Eclipse knows public transportation and knows how to get around. Eclipse doesn’t need a human to show her where to go. She’s an independent dog woman! (All the doggies who independent, throw your paws up at me!) KOMO News says that for the past few weeks, commuters in the Seattle neighborhood of Belltown have noticed that a bad bitch has been riding the bus without a human. Eclipse usually spends her bus ride staring out the window, but sometimes she paces the aisles and cleans the seats by licking them. If a human paced the aisles and then licked the bus seats, I’d think that ho was on the wrong kind of stuff. But Eclipse is just trying to earn her ticket.

Miles Montgomery, a radio host at KISW-FM, says that he noticed that Eclipse stares out the window most of the time because she doesn’t want to miss her stop . No, Eclipse isn’t a Shape-Shifting Human who turns into a dog so she can get out of paying for the ride. Eclipse is an actual dog and she lives with a human who rides the bus with her sometimes. Eclipse lives with her human Jeff Young near a bus stop. He says that one day, he was taking too long to finish smoking a cigarette and she got tired of waiting for his ass and took the bus herself. She’s been riding by herself ever since.

“We get separated. She gets on the bus without me, and I catch up with her at the dog park. It’s not hard to get on. She gets on in front of her house and she gets off at the dog park, three or four stops later.

She’s been [in Seattle] the last two years, so she’s been urbanized, totally. She’s a bus-riding, sidewalk-walking dog. Probably once a week I get a phone call. ‘Hi. I have your dog Eclipse here on 3rd and Bell.’ I have to tell them, ‘no. She’s fine.’ She knows what she’s doing.”

Eclipse is the Macavity of dogs!

Who cares that Eclipse is committing a crime by not paying her way, more dogs (including my own) need to take note and follow her lead. This is how you dog. Dogs riding to the dog park by themselves will lead to dogs going to the store by themselves, which might lead to them getting a job, which might lead to them taking care of us, which might lead to them being the decision makers, which might lead to them running the world. Yeah, I know where this is going and I don’t really mind.

(For Katie, Jeff and Margaret)

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