Dylan McDermott Is Getting Married To His “Stalker” Co-Star Maggie Q

January 14, 2015 / Posted by:

I thought I’d put the word “stalker” in quotes, just in case you weren’t familiar with the TV show Stalker and you thought Dylan McDermott was getting married to some random woman named Maggie Q that he met after finding her creeping around in the bushes behind his house. But it’s actually his co-star from that CSI: Stalkerville show that I would totally watch if I wasn’t already 3 seasons deep into Full House on Netflix.

Page Six says that after dating for a couple months, Dylan McDermott – a man I always confuse for Dermot Mulroney, who I then in turn confuse for Rupert Everett, because I am dumb – and Maggie Q (passport name: Margaret Quigley) are engaged. The two had apparently been seeing each other on the down-low since last fall, but the jig was up when she rolled in to a Golden Globes afterparty on Sunday night wearing a ring on THAT finger.

The cynic in me is already thinking up headlines for when these two realize they’ve made a terrible mistake and haul ass to Divorce Court, while the sappy bitch who cries during every episode of Say Yest to the Dress in me is already thinking of the romantic ways Maggie Q could take Dylan’s last name. So far I’ve got Maggie QMCD, Maggie Q-D, and Maggie Q Mulroney. Wait, who the fuck is she marrying again? Madonna’s sperm donor from The Next Best Thing, right? Goddamnit, I did it again.

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