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January 13, 2015 / Posted by:

JLo and that guy she stars in The Boy Next Door with might be a thing. I’m sure they’ll get married, have kids and in 30 years when The Boy Next Door is inducted into the National Film Registry, they’ll take their grandkids to the ceremony and tell them that’s the movie that brought their abuelita and pepaw together. Or their PR relationship will come to an end next week when their movie comes out  – Lainey Gossip 

I’m with Kathy Griffin about Amal Clooney’s baggy ass toilet-washing gloves, but the hell kind of porn is she watching? – Celebitchy

Kate Moss SANS FOTOSHOPPÉ (That’s Photoshop in French, right?) – Drunken Stepfather

Ann Curry is finally free from NBC – Jezebel

And after hearing this news, the raccoon family that is living in the unfinished Chateau Sheree really made themselves at home, because it doesn’t look like they’re going to be kicked out by workmen anytime soon – Reality Tea

Will Arnett brought his piece to a Golden Globes after-party and it also looks like he brought two 8 balls which he smuggled in his mouth – The Superficial

Another Fifty Shades of Grey trailer came out, because we really needed another one – WWTDD

I don’t really care if Jax from Vanderpump Rules is gay, bi, straight or whatever. The only thing I want to know is when Vanderpump Rules finishes its run and the money runs out, is he going to do gay porn? That’s all I care about – Towleroad

The Gone Girl gang (sans Rosamund Pike) are getting back together to remake Strangers on a Train. Ben Affleck is going to play the Farley Granger role, but instead of being a tennis player he’s going to be a Hollywood actor who wants his wife murdered during his Oscar campaign. I wish I could see the skin-burning side-eye that Jennifer Garner threw when she read that shit – Pajiba

I just spent way too much time wondering if I could see Hilary Duff’s ass crack in that dress – Popoholic

Based on that outfit, I’m guessing that Sarah Hyland’s character is going to Coachella in this  episode – Hollywood Tuna

SNOWBOARDING PUG! – The Berry

Duchess Kate went shopping for a bunch of dresses that will sell out as soon as she’s photographed in them – Popsugar

Thor got a haircut – ICYDK

If I tell Taylor Swift I’m her biggest fan, will she pay off my credit card debt? – The Frisky

Anna Kendrick doesn’t feel embarrassed about that Ryan Gosling tweet and ho shouldn’t – Elle

Ryan Gosling, Christian Bale and Brad Pitt are doing a movie together. Anna Kendrick will most likely fap in the back row of the theater while watching it  – HuffPo

Madonna will thrust her crotch at the Grammys – Just Jared

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