Sometime around hour 4 of the 18-hour broadcast of the Golden Globe awards (for real, time crawls when you’re food-stoned on an entire casserole dish of mac and cheese), John Legend and Common won the award for Best Original Song for “Glory” from the film Selma, and we got to see what John’s wife Chrissy Teigen looks like when her face is filled with all sorts of serious emotions. Chrissy is a professional model type, so you’d assume she would have perfected the art of crying through your smize, but either she forgot or she just had too many feelings happening, because her face muscles said fuck it and busted out some next-level cry face.
I know that Chrissy is beyond happy, but her face is giving me shades of getting diarreha at the mall. She’s also making the same face I make every time I realize I’ve run out of tampons and consider pulling a MacGyver with some cotton balls and a steam-wrinkled Consumer Reports magazine. Chrissy Teigen’s face is a combination of everything: regret, defeat, hopelessness, whatever the word is for the 0.03 seconds before you lose your shit and start screaming. If there was ever an emoji for waiting in line at Target on a Saturday, it would be Chrissy Teigen’s face.
And thanks to the miracle of the internet, Chrissy Teigen knows that Chrissy Teigen’s face looked busted last night:
Yes, people have made a meme out of Chrissy Teigen’s cry face. RIP Grumpy Cat, you’ve had a good run. Here’s more of Chrissy before she looked like she witnessed someone wearing a pair of formal Crocs at a wedding, as well as Chrissy arriving to an after party at the Chateau Marmont: