Tina Fey and Amy Poehler opened up the library tonight and read tricks from the beginning of their Golden Globes duologue to the very end. They started with a “minimally-talented spoiled brat” joke (cut to St. Angie Jolie crossing their names off of the VIP list at the gates of heaven) and ended with a Bill Cosby joke (at the 8:52 mark in the video above) that made every Pudding Pop melt. Tina and Amy promised Bill Cosby jokes and they didn’t disappoint. They knocked those tiny moles right off of Bill Cosby’s mug. via Buzzfeed
“In Into the Woods, Cinderella runs from her prince, Rapunzel is thrown from a tower for her prince, and Sleeping Beauty just thought she was getting coffee with Bill Cosby,” Poehler joked.
But, the joke wasn’t over yet. “I don’t know if you guys saw this on the news today, but Bill Cosby has finally spoken out about the allegations against him. Cosby admitted to a reporter,” Fey said, before busting in to a Cosby impression, “‘I put the pills in the people! The people did not want the pills in them!’”
Poehler replied, “No, Tina, hey. That’s not right. That’s not right. It’s more like, ‘I got the pills in the bathrobe and I put ‘em in the people!’”
But really, the best part of their Cosby drag was the variety of responses in the audience:
No matter how you feel about those jokes, there’s a face in there that will best express how you feel. Are you a Jessica Chastain? Are you throwing a side-eye like JLo? Are you going full “LOOK AT ME” by screaming like George Clooney? Or are you making a “Not having any part of this” face like Bill Murray in the top left? On second thought, maybe Bill Murray isn’t making that face. Maybe he’s taking a nap because he knows it’s going to be a long night.