Open Post: Hosted By Miley Cyrus Dressed Like A Low-Budget Elvis Impersonator

January 10, 2015 / Posted by:

It’s been so long since I’ve seen Miley Cyrus wearing actual clothing, that I honestly keep waiting for this picture to turn into a gif where she rips off her pants and jacket to reveal two winky-face emojis covering her nipples and a Take Me To Your Dealer weed alien sticker slapped onto her rodent reproductive business.

The reason for why Miley was dressed in clothing was because she was attending the W Magazine Shooting Stars Exhibition in Los Angeles last night, and I guess they had a dress code or something, because for the first time in a long time, Miley didn’t look like an amateur chipmunk stripper. I actually really like Miley in that white jumpsuit; she looks like a short-haired shih tzu in a Petco Elvis costume. She also looks like what I imagine one of Liberace’s sperms would look like under a microscope. And if they ever remake Cinderella and set it in an EDM club in Ibiza, Miley would make a great fairy coke mother.

Here’s more of Miley at W Magazine’s Shooting Stars Exhibition last night, and speaking of stars, I’ve also included a few pictures of celestial goddess Bai Ling. That actually might explain why Miley was so covered up last night; she knew Bai Ling would be there dripping in perpetually-horny half-naked glamour, and knew she just couldn’t compete.

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