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January 10, 2015 / Posted by:

Mayda Munny, the Princess of Snob!

A reader named Lydia wrote me the other day to ask a very, very important and relevant question: “How in the hell is it possible that Mayda Munny from Richie Rich hasn’t been HSOTD?” Lydia has a point, because what’s not to love about the villain millionairess Mayda Munny? Mayda Munny was the best character in the Richie Rich comic books, because she was scheming, spoiled, mean, a home wrecker in training, more vain than all of the Kartrashians combined and she hated Richie Rich’s annoying, humble, do-gooder girlfriend Gloria. And her name was Mayda Munny!

When Mayda Munny wasn’t admiring her own beauty and throwing her nose up at the poor peasants, she was scheming to wreck Richie Rich’s happy relationship with Gloria. Mayda Munny is everything Goopy Paltrow wishes she could be! ¬†She was the Veronica Lodge and Bianca DuPree to Gloria’s Betty Cooper and Larke Tanner. I don’t even know why Mayda Munny made it her goal in life to destroy Gloria and get Richie Rich. Who cares about Richie Rich? Richie Rich was like an extra bland version of Dandy from American Horror Story: Freak Show. He was boring and his style sucked. Mayda Munny should’ve reached for something higher. She should’ve made it her goal in life to obliterate Richie Rich’s fortune by taking down the Rich empire. (Yes, I’m still on a Cookie Lyon high.)

And Mayda Munny was a style icon for the ages:

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That severe Alfalfa hair part…. That Emo chick black lipstick (and Mayda Munny worked that shade long before Hot Topic was born)… And most importantly, those jacked up eyebrows that I can’t explain. Sometimes they looked like the profile shot of an elf’s Easy Spirit heel (see above) and sometimes they were shaped like a bent corn dog (see the first picture). Mayda Munny kind of sucked at home wrecking, but she made up for it with her chameleon-like exquisite eyebrow situation.

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